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JULY 31, 2011, 5:39 AM

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It’s the end of the summer, and all eyes are turned to Washington as our favorite celebs arrive to support the returning Dem majorities …

We hear that Rob Reiner was seen visiting members of the California delegation in the U.S. House, maybe laying the groundwork for that long-awaited run for public office? Reiner, last heard in June 2006 saying “We are going to fight for progressive causes,” is a favorite of California Dems after having helped bankroll the unfortunately unsuccessful 2006 ballot initiative to spend $2.4 billion on pre-schools …

Sighted! Michael Moore at a series of soirees held throughout the week celebrating the accomplishments of the Dem majority. America Weakly’s favorite documentarian went from party to party, reputedly enjoying some of the best seafood, steak and desserts to be had in DC …

Moby is mobilizing once again on behalf of PETA. The vegan rocker and longtime supporter of the animal rights group was on Capitol Hill last week, presumably to push for more and stronger laws to protect all of the critters on the planet. PETA’s influence in DC has increased tremendously since the Dem takeover – they’ve come a long way since having to apologize in 2003 for comparing animal suffering to the Holocaust …

Baldwin Watch! As our regular readers know, activist and thespian Alec Baldwin was the original inspiration for America Weakly’s Hooray for Hollywood column. Well, we caught up with our favorite celeb and asked him how he was celebrating the first eight months of Democrat control of Congress. He said “I’m just working hard – we still have to get the White House back, and I’m going to make sure Hollywood plays a role in that campaign.” We know you will, Alec, and that’s why we love you.

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